Make Your Own Mouthwash
There are a ton of recipes on the ‘net for homemade mouthwash. Some sound like they would taste horrible while others are more like cocktails than mouthwash. Since drinking actual store-bought mouthwash is terrible for your health, maybe mixing up your own cocktail mouthwash is actually the way to go if you’re trying to get drunk off mouthwash. This example from Pioneer Thinking is a fine example of a cocktail/mouthwash mix:
Lemon Mouthwash Recipe
Ingredients
- 3/4 Cup Vodka
- 20 Drops Lemon Essential Oil
- 1 1/4 Cup Distilled Water
- 30 Drops Bergamot Essential Oil
Directions
Combine the vodka with the essential oils in a bottle & shake well. Allow to sit for 1 week shaking once per day. When ready to use, dilute the mix with 3 parts water/ 1 part mixture. Use as a gargle or mouth rinse. Do Not Drink. Yeah…Do not drink…